e-lektraheart:

so a really cute 22 year old marine hit on me at the movies.. he sat like 2 seats away from me and he was so freaking cute I had to stop myself from tryna sit on his lap lmao and you know what freaking sucks??? i don’t have a phone nor am I legal (i’m 17) so there was no way me and him could have happened :( oh well I was just really happy and he was real damn cute like fuck I should of went home with him 

"They’re like, 12"


The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via assguard)
con-vic-tion:
“ holyshit hahahahahahahaah
”
gnarliestbitch:
“OMFGBNKGF
”

snapchatting:

i’ll never forgive boys for existing